If I’m going to take some sort of exercise class, it’s going to be something I enjoy doing. I won’t even finish saying the word spinni… because the mere thought of biking makes the inside of my lady lips ache… Read moreHow Many Kegels Until It’s Safe?
Gabriella: Did you wash my white pants? Deborah: Since last weekend? Gabriella: Yes. Deborah: Let me describe to you my laundering schedule. Gabriella: I just asked if you washed them. Deborah: I wash all the clothes on the weekends if… Read moreOde to Laundresses
“How are you?” ask caring friends and family. No one wants to hear that I’m really unhappy that I can’t blow-dry my hair. Or maybe they do because they’ll think I’m kidding, and therefore I must still have a sense… Read moreSurviving Sandy