Baring All to a Bosom Buddy

I’m not gonna lie. I love a good tan. I will also confess to incorporating the act of tanning into my day. As soon as the weather turns and I can be outside in the sun, I make a point… Read moreBaring All to a Bosom Buddy

I am the Lorax and I Speak for the Parts

When Bill Clinton did not have sexual intercourse with that woman, and that woman merely Monicoddled his parts in her mouth, liberals and Democrats wanted to forgive him or at least look away from his indiscretions. We tried to separate… Read moreI am the Lorax and I Speak for the Parts

My Vagina Wants to Get High

If you live in California, and you happen to have a doctor who can prescribe medical marijuana, I would please like to speak with you off-line about a product sold only in your fair state called Foria. For those of… Read moreMy Vagina Wants to Get High

If only American Apparel were MORE cutting edge

Just when you thought I had fulfilled my vag quota of the month with The Great Wall of Vagina, American Apparel went and pulled this stunt. Mannequins with pubes – thick, uncontained, woolly pubes. Well I can’t stay silent, can… Read moreIf only American Apparel were MORE cutting edge