Old Gay Films and Why I Love Them

Remember “The Hunger?” No, neither did half the people who showed up to a screening of it at my local theater the other day. They had never seen this 1983 Tony Scott film starring Catherine Deneuve, Susan Sarandon, and David… Read moreOld Gay Films and Why I Love Them

Coming Out as Myself, Deborah Never Deb

I find myself coming out all the time. Just when I thought there was no one left, there they are. A parent at the bus stop. A new neighbor. A parent of my kid’s friend. A member of whatever organization… Read moreComing Out as Myself, Deborah Never Deb

I am the Lorax and I Speak for the Parts

When Bill Clinton did not have sexual intercourse with that woman, and that woman merely Monicoddled his parts in her mouth, liberals and Democrats wanted to forgive him or at least look away from his indiscretions. We tried to separate… Read moreI am the Lorax and I Speak for the Parts

Tap the Power of the Bottom

If you do not run in gay male circles in the same sort of frequency that I do, you may not be fluent in Top and Bottom identities. The terms refer to sexual preference. Simply speaking, your standard Top is… Read moreTap the Power of the Bottom

5 Random Facts About Me

I’ve been tagged. Twice. According to Vikki and Alexandra, I’m supposed to present five random things about myself to you. I’ve been avoiding this prompt only because this blog solely consists of random things about myself. Am I to select… Read more5 Random Facts About Me

Dangle Your Button, and I will ASK

ASK? You want me to ASK? You know that when you post your profile on Facebook, you don’t HAVE to display any of your details. If you don’t want anyone to know that you went to Antelope Valley College (actual… Read moreDangle Your Button, and I will ASK

Lessons Joan Rivers Taught Me

My parents were the Jewish Cleavers, practically scripted in their wholesomeness. I guess that would make me Wally as I am the oldest child, but I’m sure no one would be surprised by my penchant for the Beaver. Mom stayed… Read moreLessons Joan Rivers Taught Me

My Vagina Wants to Get High

If you live in California, and you happen to have a doctor who can prescribe medical marijuana, I would please like to speak with you off-line about a product sold only in your fair state called Foria. For those of… Read moreMy Vagina Wants to Get High

Life Lessons from my Powder Room

The other day, I unearthed an old lipstick – like Y1K old. It was a MAC lipstick called Gleam, and it was the perfect shade of shimmery brownish plum that had summery fun written all over it. The lipstick itself… Read moreLife Lessons from my Powder Room

Muddied Dreams

Last night, I had a dream in two parts. In both parts, I was driving our mini-van. In Part I, the car is out of control, and I am heading over the side of the road and into a large… Read moreMuddied Dreams