I am the Lorax and I Speak for the Parts

When Bill Clinton did not have sexual intercourse with that woman, and that woman merely Monicoddled his parts in her mouth, liberals and Democrats wanted to forgive him or at least look away from his indiscretions. We tried to separate… Read moreI am the Lorax and I Speak for the Parts

Death by Cinnamon

Cinnamon is versatile spice used in all sorts of delicious baked goods and seasonal beverages. The fragrant aroma of cinnamon can fill a room with a warm, homey feeling, especially welcoming on cold winter days. If comfort had a smell,… Read moreDeath by Cinnamon

Tap the Power of the Bottom

If you do not run in gay male circles in the same sort of frequency that I do, you may not be fluent in Top and Bottom identities. The terms refer to sexual preference. Simply speaking, your standard Top is… Read moreTap the Power of the Bottom

5 Random Facts About Me

I’ve been tagged. Twice. According to Vikki and Alexandra, I’m supposed to present five random things about myself to you. I’ve been avoiding this prompt only because this blog solely consists of random things about myself. Am I to select… Read more5 Random Facts About Me

The Foxy Merkins Teachable Moment

I give when I can, and there are definitely certain causes and projects that inspire me to give more than others. I could not resist the call to donate to filmmakers of Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same and their new film,… Read moreThe Foxy Merkins Teachable Moment

14 Cents a Story on Scary Mommy’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays

Sometimes I want to quit Facebook. Actually, many times I want to leave Facebook. I don’t blame Facebook for my Facebook malaise, however. My dissatisfaction lies within myself. I am unable to manage my time well, and I am prone… Read more14 Cents a Story on Scary Mommy’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays

Dangle Your Button, and I will ASK

ASK? You want me to ASK? You know that when you post your profile on Facebook, you don’t HAVE to display any of your details. If you don’t want anyone to know that you went to Antelope Valley College (actual… Read moreDangle Your Button, and I will ASK

The House of Épée

It’s possible I was just as excited about Asher’s first fencing lesson as he was. We had been talking about taking classes for over a year, but I held out to make sure that he was really interested and not… Read moreThe House of Épée

Lessons Joan Rivers Taught Me

My parents were the Jewish Cleavers, practically scripted in their wholesomeness. I guess that would make me Wally as I am the oldest child, but I’m sure no one would be surprised by my penchant for the Beaver. Mom stayed… Read moreLessons Joan Rivers Taught Me

My Vagina Wants to Get High

If you live in California, and you happen to have a doctor who can prescribe medical marijuana, I would please like to speak with you off-line about a product sold only in your fair state called Foria. For those of… Read moreMy Vagina Wants to Get High