Shoot, Shag or Marry


Shoot, shag or marry. Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Sarah Palin? Discuss. If you are not British and you’ve never seen an Austin Powers film, shag is a colloquial term for a bit of rumpy-pumpy, rogering, nookey or horizontal hoolah. Remember, you don’t have to talk to the one you choose to shag. Let’s be thoughtful about this very serious question. All answers require explanation.

If you haven’t read the preceding blog post, please do. This is a follow up response to some of the comments I received from it.

Please continue this game at home with other characters of the RNC & DNC – but only after you’ve got your drink on. Have plenty of water in between your drinks. Some of the imagery might make you quite ill. If you’ve had enough to drink, do try to mix up the genders. Throw in some news anchors, political pundits and late night show hosts. And if you’re really clever, you can use actors who played the roles of Presidents, Vice Presidents, candidates or spouses of the afore mentioned in the movies or television. Here are some suggestions to get you started.

– Joe Biden, John McCain, Barack Obama
– Laura Bush, Carly Fiorina, Cindy McCain
– Joseph Lieberman, Rudy Giuliani, Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin’s baby Daddy)
– Stephen Colbert, Charlie Rose, Jon Stewart

– Robert Redford, Joan Allen, Stockard Channing

You get the picture. Enjoy! I never said I was high-brow.

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